FFS Sticker/Greeting Card

by Emily McDowell & friends

It's the all-occasion expression for the times in which we live (and our baseline emotional state)— and it's also A STICKER, people! That's right, the front of this card peels right off and looks fab as fuck adorning a laptop, journal, or jumbo hand sanitizer bottle. It's like the little black dress of the dystopia, and/or normal everyday life.

• F*cking funniest funny birthday card ever?
• Sold in a set for that satisfying "I've got my very own greeting card shop" feeling!
• File under: funny gifts for women or ANYONE with no f*cks left to give
• Blank inside, colored envelope
• Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches
• Sticker is 3.9 x 4.5 inches